20 Funny Love Quotes For Him To Make Him Laugh After A Fight

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Fights between couples can be so scary. Before you know it, someone is using the b-word (the b-word as in breakup, duh! What were you thinking?). But when it's time to break the ice and get back to normal, these funny love quotes for him are a perfect way to get yourself back on his good side.

For many couples, even those who are deeply in love, arguments are a common occurrence. (Unless, of course, you are one of the lucky few with that beautiful, smooth sailing kind of relationship and the two of you never fight. In which case, good. for. you. You are an alien.)

The reality is that most, if not all, couples fight occasionally, and usually, it’s not that big of a deal. Fights are a normal way for each of you to get things off your chests and speak your minds.

It can even be therapeutic, and not every fight has to mean you're breaking up — especially if you know how to calm things down afterward.

Funny Love Quotes for Him

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Whether you are having petty fights over what show to watch next or have serious relationship issues that need intervention, sometimes you just need to relieve the tension. Especially if you live with your beau!

And sometimes the best thing to do after a long, exhausting fight is share a good laugh!

So if you determine that this fight just needs some humor to cool the situation down, then look no further!

We have the 20 best funny love quotes for him (that are bound to make your boyfriend laugh again after a fight).

1. “I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”

Whichever you prefer.

2. “I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin me.”

When you need each other to survive.

3. "I love you even more than I am annoyed by you. Which is a lot."

This kind of love really means something.

4. “Mornings were made for sleeping, wild and bacon.”

In that order. Someone heat the skillet pronto!

5. “Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.”

Please and thank you.

6. “I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”

Till death do us part. Or we kill each other.

7. “I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.”

That's real love right there.

8. “I love you in a way that’s nauseating to others.”

We are so stinking cute!

9. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

And I will laugh at you. Promise.

10. “Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.”

Seriously, chill.

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11. “I love you. Even though you’re a jerk sometimes.”

Yeah ... sometimes ...

12. “I promise to always cop a feel when you’re trying to get ready in the morning.”

Cross my heart and hope to die.

13. “I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.”

Sorry in advance.

14. “I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.”

What is love without food?!

15. “I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.”

Please, I beg of you!

16. "I am yours. No refunds."

Lucky you ...

17. “I love you from my head tomatoes.”

So punny.

18.“‘Who wears the pants in our relationship?’ We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.”

I think he'll be very happy about this joke.

19. “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger."

This is anatomically correct.

20. “Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.”

For when you're equally annoying.

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Shelby Henderson is a frequent contributor to YourTango.